Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Teacher fired for getting married. Wait... what?

I have yet another reason for my grudging dismissal of religion...

Under the ruler, faster than the ruler...


Don't you hate being out smarted by a plush animal?

Monday, December 29, 2008

Give the gift of bacon!

Let's face it, PETA could use some. So could Fox News.
Even I'd like a piece.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Shuttle missions can quack you up...

Whether following the Endeavour mission,
or looking for lost ducks,
it's never a dull day for NASA.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

She's dead, Jim.

Good night, Majel. Ahead warp factor 9.

Asshole!

Getting to know me... getting to know all about me...

Your result for The Are you a SEXY geek test...

The Hip Nerd

52% Sexy!


You are one of those rare geeks that has style! You march to the beat of your own drummer, You enjoy the geeky things in life, but you can mingle in any crowd. As the geek. You definitely love your sci-fi and computers, probably a bit TOO much, but you also know when to put it on the shelf. Supermodels may be out of your league, but you have enough style to date. And you can always download the supermodels later when you get home.


Take The Are you a SEXY geek test
at HelloQuizzy

Is it can be list time, yet?

Well, the end of the calendar year is fastly approaching,
which means the arrival of the dreaded year end top ten lists.
But, with all the crap that's been 2008, at least it's good to know
we can get a good chuckle out of it

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

End of an era...

A sad day for beer and Irish pride
as Heineken sets to close the 210 year old

Maiden of Death



Done as a submission for the SXSW Film Festival
Grindhouse trailer competition
where filmmakers were asked to make trailers
for fake exploitation films.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

They Live while We Sleep....


Music by Jello Baifra.

Tune in this Christmas!

What would it be without crappy TV holiday specials
on a grainy old set like those traditional shows of yesteryear?

Well, it wouldn't be a BeTaXmaS Christmas, that's for sure.

Be the hit of your Holiday Party...

... or the bane of your fundamentalist family this holiday season
with Lawrence Kelemen's Christmas: The Real Story.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Suds around the world!

Take a global trip through the beer brewing countries of the world

Yay beer!

Beeeeeerrsssss.... Innnnnnn.... Sppppaaaaaacccee..

Figures the first beer brewed from barley grown