[IronFluff] Fun for a Blue Moon

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[News] Update on cell phone punks in theatre...

And why am I not suprised:
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/07/28/Southpinellas/Police__Belligerence_.shtml

Again, I assert; "Turn off the fucking phone!"

[IronFluff] It's Wednesday... all down hill from here!

Strong Bad makes them all cry:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail109.html

Amazing video of what you can learn to do with too much time on your hands. Cheese metal music not making them look that much smarter:
http://www.koreus.com/files/200406/jonglage_stylo_doigt.html

Have we pushed computers too far? Here comes the science… the sci-fi writers are somewhere behind:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3920311.stm

I think this illustrates a point perfectly:
http://ircbolaget.nu/junkfood.JPG

Yet another shining example of where we should not go but have anyway:
http://leatheroaks.org/Pages/Nudeoprene.html

The bastard! He’s not getting my vote:
http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=456

More cozplay fun:
http://gaias-navel.zort.net/pics/magfest03/images/03mag32.jpg

The following children’s program contains graphic violence, adult language, and maybe a tiny bit of blasphemy. It also has pirates… Nazi pirates:
http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zfbobtheball.html

Well, heck, who doesn’t love garlic:
http://www.nevertrustanyonewhodoesntlikegarlic.com/

Sure, it’s an icky story of a bad dentist. But, it’s the statements of at least one witness that crack me up:
http://www.thekcrachannel.com/news/3577698/detail.html

Chess matches don’t usually end this way:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHESS_FIGHT?SITE=1010WINS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Members from IronFluff’s previous inception will remember the story of the spider that did in the snake. Here’s the pictures:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3711/snakevsspider.jpg

Game Time! Draw, partner:
http://eurobate.humorbua.no/arkiv/flash/shootout.shtml

Wait, these guys sit around and watch movies for 72 hours straight and make half my yearly salary? Oh, there is something not right here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3925777.stm

I know I sure do… (So, stop pointing that finger at me.):
http://hitman.networkpimps.com/pics/gogl.jpg

Richard Cheese is at it again with his cover of Gin and Juice. It’s funny, but it’s not safe for work:
http://www.ideatown.com/rc/media/vid/richardcheese-ginandjuice-video-small.wmv

Not enough cheese for ya? How about this fairy tale wedding:
http://www.testardi.com/rich/wedding/index.htm

Shopping carts… That’s it, lots of pics of shopping carts:
http://www.suncandy.com/

Yes, she’s nuts, but she’s Bjork:
http://www.hut.fi/u/ppranta/bjork/weekpics/2004/week31/04week31.jpg

Just stop the madness now, before it’s too late:
http://www.lilgnr.com/

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cover to the first serious Space Ghost comic… no, we are not joking:
http://www.newsarama.com/SDCC04/DC/DCU/SPG_Cv1.jpg

Okay, next one of you primates ever tells me American sports are too violent I now have ample grounds to tell you to shut up:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/soccer/07/25/bc.crime.southafrica.soccer/index.html?cnn=yes

No, I do not have one of these… yet:
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~t2alexan/pirate%20keyboard.jpg

Because it could happen, and I want you all to be prepared:
http://www.zombiejuice.com/zsurvival/index.html

Now here’s a DVD set I really want (Second only to Stargate, of course.)… this was my favorite show when I was a kid:
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-27/1010186.html

Wheelchairs and motorcycles… two great tastes that taste great together:
http://www.amadirectlink.com/features/2004/Wheelchairs.asp

Talk about not knowing what the right hand is doing:
http://www.sheepfilms.co.uk/b3ta/handy.gif

I always wondered what they did during their off season:
http://www.ontinyent-valencia.com/itaca/humor/Fotos_graciosas/Fotos_grandes/gordo.jpg

That’s no moon... oh, wait, it is:
http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/gs2.cgi?path=../multimedia/images/large-moons/images/PIA05423.jpg&type=image

It’s not important who’s right or wrong here… what’s important is that we all remember to turn off your fucking cell phones in a theatre, or this may happen to you:
http://ap.tbo.com/ap/florida/MGBX895S5XD.html

More fun with cozplay… you might recognize a couple of repeat offenders from previous IronFluffs™:
http://www.gougoule.com/cosplay/

Game Time! It’s an eighties 8-bit wet dream; Megaman vs. Ghosts and Goblins:
http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/megaman_vs_ghostngoblins.php

 

Movie News

While I can't say I'm too surprised by this weekend's outcome at the box office, I had to chuckle; seems Barry's Catwoman - no where near based off the popular DC comic character - was doomed to fail because "men like to see 'man' in their action films, not 'woman'."

Apparently, it would seem, being a sucky, lame assed rip off of The Crow had nothing to do with it. Huh, who knew?

I admit that I was surprised the Bourne Supremacy hit number one; which is ironic in the fact that it, too, is no where based off its original novelization.

Here's the buzz on last weekend's takes:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=794&ncid=790&e=3&u=/eo/20040725/en_movies_eo/14581

IronChuck says; "Go pick up a Catwoman collection from DC comics. I recommend "Selina's Big Score" graphic novel or the first dozen comics from the new series.

Oh, and go grab the Bourne trilogy written by Robert Ludlum. Hell, grab all his books; they beat the pants off of any spy thriller today. "

[IronFluff] Music and mayhem... and will someone answer that damn phone?!

Mark your calendars; the world ends September 29th:
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

I think this url sums it up well:
http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v147/frizC6/this-wont-end-well.jpg

It’s A Day in the Life of The Befores:
http://www.songfight.org/music/a_day_in_the_life/befores_aditl.mp3

Final Star Wars prequel gets named… does anyone really care:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/star_wars_title

Comics on cell phones:
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,64328,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1

Okay, anyone care to explain this one:
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/newphotos/weird/weird451.jpg

If you’d Let It Be Me, I’d be Fried:
http://www.songfight.org/music/let_it_be/fried_lib.mp3

Teach them really young and they won’t mind the chip you install in their heads:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/07/23/business.of.life.ap/index.html

Everyone loves Magical Trevor:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

Let me guess; on your way to a wedding:
http://www.bratva.lt/stuff/cirkas/Atvaizd003.jpg

Dr. Lector alive and well in France:
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10091025%5E1702,00.html

Speaking of France… They turned Jerry Lewis into a comedy god, so why not Steven Segal into a blues singer:
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven_uk.html

Game Time! Office Basket Ball; this one is tough:
http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/

Tony Hightower is In Full Effect:
http://www.songfight.org/music/in_full_effect/tonyhightower_ife.mp3

From the department of irony:
http://www.newsok.com/article/1281769

And you thought your kid was a little devil:
http://www.sweet-death.com/files/redwithsucker.JPG

Turning an interactive toy robot dog into a sexual device… Oh, those wacky Japanese:
http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87

Jeff Stryker action figure made anatomically correct. For those of you in the know, you know it’s not safe for work:
http://www.prowlerdirect.co.uk/sh/default.asp?detail=10642

Josh Woodward wants us all to Keep In Touch:
http://www.songfight.org/music/keep_in_touch/joshwoodward_kit.mp3

And now you know:
http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/weblog/speed_of_a_mans_ejaculation/

Those wacky Disney Imagineers:
http://www.chimerawebdesign.co.uk/el/donald.JPG

Bears in the woods… bears on ice:
http://webpages.charter.net/teedoff087/Funny%20Pics/Watch%20for%20Ice.jpg

Because everyone loves kittens…Okay, I’ll warn you ahead of time that this is a prank. It’s also a little not safe for work. So, turn your sound down, but when you send this to someone you don’t exactly like… well, you get the idea:
http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/

Google as it appeared in its original state in 1960:
http://fury.com/images/weblog/google_circa_1960.jpg

The future of mass transit looks like a Mac truck:
http://faculty.washington.edu/jbs/itrans/bladerunnerupdate.htm

I think your friend the computer is trying to tell you something:
http://webpages.charter.net/teedoff087/Funny%20Pics/Error.gif

Nazi manga?!?!?!? Not sure if this is a “WTF” or a “Those wacky Japanese”:
http://www.oym.org/kawaiireich/

This, however, is definitely a WTF:
http://home.graffiti.net/whitemage/untitled4.jpg

“WTF?!” asks the Sober Irishman… sober Irishmen; is there such a thing:
http://www.songfight.org/music/wtf/soberirishman_wtf.mp3

This should clear up any confusion:
http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/butttowel.htm

Let’s go over this again, shall we? The Mario Survival Guide:
http://www.vgreality.com/viewa17.php?id=Survival

Win a five-minute phone call from an armless midget on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5509993519&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

It’s a fucking pet, not your baby… yeash:
http://www.midnightpass.com/kitpetstrol.html

Didn’t anyone listen to Doc Brown… be careful of the time stream:
http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/asoundofthunder/trailer/trailer_hi/trailer_MSTR.mov

Hey, you gonna get that? It might be for you:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/staceyroad/THE%20PHONE.swf

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