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[IronFluff] Funny, I don't feel tardy...

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[IronFluff] All this and a new comic, too!

Oh hell… I’m a red-necked goth:
http://www.the-night.net/silly/gothhick.htm

Game Time! It’s like whack-a-mole… oh, it’s also a mother fucking cheater:
http://hamsterrepublic.com/js/pliphunt/

This cover left an Abnormal Aftertaste… I said:
http://childhoodmiseries.keenspace.com/dead/AbnormalAftertaste-IamIsaid.mp3

For those of you into this, here’s an interestingly neat Iching:
http://www.levitated.net/exhibit/iching/ichingdaily.html

A fat virus? Don’t we normally call that laziness? Here comes the responsibility excusing science:
http://webcenter.health.webmd.netscape.com/content/article/92/101554.htm

You know how some jokes tend to write themselves:
http://www.microsqft.com/files/me3.jpg

It’s never too early to be thinking of Halloween:
http://makupartist.com/frames/standard.htm

Okay, I’m sure we covered this one last IronFluff™… NO:
http://www.sat-tv.wz.cz/antizenska.jpg

Now I can barbecue naked! Well, sort of, anyway. Fun theme print aprons for sale that aren’t exactly safe for work:
http://www.nakedaprons.com/naked.html

And what’s an IronFluff™ without a little cosplay:
http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~tomzheng/otakon2004/ffxffx2.JPG

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind… tread carefully at work:
http://users3.ev1.net/~rootstudio/fyadhaus/

Of course this would be the bike I’d end up with:
http://www.bikemenu.com/photos/trikeschopper/022.jpg

Wedding nuttiness:
http://www.legacy.com/TimesDispatch/Celebrations.asp?Page=Announcement&PersonId=2467746

Evil E sings a Gershwin tune:
http://coverfight.songfight.net/hosted_songs/evile_summertime.mp3

Just to clear up the confusion:
http://www.eng.miami.edu/~tsenita/suck.html

The scoop on poop… he comes the learning:
http://www.hungover.net/restroom_fs.asp?restroomid=122

I don’t even know where to start with this:
http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040726/full/040726-5.html

And as they looked over the lit city, they knew that, with their evil plans afoot, all this would soon be theirs:
http://www.justnet.lt/~gopas/zh/photo/gyvuns0034.jpg

Here the words of Cthulu… Lou to his friends; but you’ve really got to know him (Some dialogue not safe for work.):
http://www.loservillex.com/cthoolou.html

Great example of beautiful photography… too bad none of it’s safe for work:
http://www.fotodesign-beumler.de/marea/galerien/g1/page_01.htm

Sometimes a practical joke isn’t so practical:
http://www.perverts.nl/files/Bombsquad.jpg

It’s the one bit of Star Wars George desperately wants to go away… but it never will:
http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/

Earth; a one of a kind planet? Maybe it was a weather balloon after all:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/08/05/space.planets.reut/index.html

I, pool shark:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20040724/ROBOT24/

These guys sure look like they’re having a good time:
http://irc.amigafin.org/archive/files/w00t.jpg

RIAA about to shoot itself in the foot, yet again, over new consumer based technology:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=581&e=1&u=/nm/20040806/tc_nm/media_music_discs_dc

Megadeath follows Metallica’s lead by becoming ass hats to each other:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=769&e=2&u=/nm/20040807/music_nm/music_megadeth_dc

The chickens come at midnight:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/latimests/20040806/ts_latimes/achickenineverydriveway

Oh, those wacky Japanese; they win the car chogging contest… if you call it winning:
http://masamania.com/masha/101-150/110/index.htm

Game Time! Hit the loser… another mutha fuckin’ cheating bastard:
http://www.boomgames.com/looser_noscore.swf

Euro-synthpop and Legos… two great tastes that taste great together:
http://www.koreus.com/files/200407/lego-zone.html

And now it’s time for a tranquil break:
http://www.jubi.buum.pl/czarnystaw1.jpg

Game Time! Squirt her good:
http://www.beachsquirter.com/squirty.swf

And finally, as we like to bring new comics to you for your enjoyment, we here at IronFluff™ encourage you to “Count Your Sheep”:
http://countyoursheep.com/

[IronFluff] All JPEG edition!

That's right, kids, back by popular demand... if a picture's worth a thousand words, then we're talking a whole lot of trash. It's jpegs, jpegs, and nothing but jpegs!

Just what do you think is going through his little kitten mind:
http://www.justnet.lt/~gopas/zh/photo/gyvuns0013.jpg

Bears in the woods? How about monkeys in the zoo:
http://img.ii2.org/k/c/kceiu5_b.jpg

Somewhere a young rivet headed goth boy is swooning:
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/05-lips/A40629/high/suzy017.jpg

Somewhere young goth girls are swooning:
http://www.aumania.it/fa/brom/165.jpg

Somewhere young fan-boys are swooning:
http://www.aumania.it/fa/cleavenger/114.jpg

Just in case there were any questions:
http://www.hamarungdom.com/bilder/hu_bilder/192/192441.jpg

Chief Justice Gollum:
http://web.novalis.org/images/mods/scalia-gollum.jpg

Sorry guys, you’re not impressing anyone:
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm5.jpg

Pirate ride… tunnel of love… it’s all the same when you’re getting’ some; even at a family theme park. I’m sure the park is safe for work, but the pic might not be:
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-01-19/lunapark.jpg

Hey, I appreciate honest law enforcement:
http://drf.lart.net/temp/gigs_car.jpg

Okay, let’s explain it in a way that most of you will probably understand:
http://www.intertwingled.net/life_explained.jpg

Okay, these limo conversions of anything on wheels needs to stop… NOW:
http://www.mif.vu.lt/~dave3266/vw-golf.jpg

Okay… no:
http://ronnie.cz/_img/Fotogalerie/460_3_1.jpg

Oh, gods no:
http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/410f49584fa53.jpg

MY EYES! MY EYES! THE HORROR OF IT ALL! So not safe for work, reason, sanity, or the laws of nature:
http://www.urod.ru/files/1mauwvd.jpg

No matter what you do to it, it’s still a short bus, guys:
http://home.austin.rr.com/bmw540i/retard%20bus.jpg

Nope, still not impressing anyone:
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm3.jpg

Okay, this is a clear sign your family eats too much junk food:
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/kultur/2004/08/03/barn.jpg

This, however, is a sign of a whole other problem:
http://www.youniqueboutique.com/magic2000/magic2003/images/MG2506LEO.jpg

“Oh my god, Sponge Bob’s in your pants, Miffy.” “Yours, too, Biffy.”:
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/s/spongebob.jpg

Nope, still not impressing anyone:
http://www.myzwerk.com/metal.jpg

What’s an IronFluff™ without comics? The Punisher and Wolverine out for a night on the town:
http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/WOLVPUN001_0304.jpg

Oldie but a goodie:
http://69.4.114.240:81/Pictures/The_Right_Floor.jpg

I know my office could sure use one:
http://ik.su.lt/~deivis/beercool.jpg

Shhh… he’s incognito:
http://www.lachschon.de/screens/200407/Bobble-1091150967.jpg

Don’t laugh… I think I know them:
http://www.neddorsey.com/files/lacrimosa-fanhomepage-images/gallery/_lacrimosawandel/f8.jpg

Yes, it’s cosplay… of what I have no idea:
http://www.clickass.org/~tgz/pix/az2003/part1/az2k3-1-002.jpg

Okay, there’s loving your bike, and then there’s lovin’ your bike (IronChuck notes: This is a hotel room, and note the bottles in the background.):
http://www.vicclap.hu/static/pic/verda/sleepingpartner.jpg

Not only am I not impressed, but I think I will never walk into a hospital again:
http://www.spacebrain.no/bilder/galleri/Nyereennytt/Stianbooklet.JPG

I… I got nothing:
http://www.grandturas.lt/XPC/XPC/Mendosas.jpg

And I thought the ground squirrel problem was bad back home:
http://samson.hurz.org/fun/bundeshoernchen.jpg

The comedy that is beer, the tragedy of an empty pint:
http://vicove.com/jokepics/781.jpg

Okay, who left the bikes in the dryer on high… again:
http://www.motardsfous.ch/images/mfpocket/3.jpg

I don’t care what it says on his shirt; NO:
http://www.kase.fi/~jukkapo/omg.jpg

DJ Popes a Lot:
http://img2.kompost.cz/images/images16/obr_64066.jpg

Just more cosplay, folks:
http://www.lilik.it/~agea/dbz2.jpg

Dude, back away form the cartoon wall painting and GO GET A GIRL:
http://www.tombraiders.it/public/AHAHAHUUHA.jpg

And finally, because it’s just cool lookin’:
http://www.fantom-xp.com/wallpaper_3d/3D_art035.jpg

[IronFluff] The fresh maker...

“Am I Hot or Not”? Nah… “Rate My Gas Mask” Nah… Ah, here we go; “Rate-a-Parent”. Yes:
http://www.rateaparent.com/index2.php

Office romance? Not my type:
http://www.lycettebros.com/notmytype/index.htm

If I become a movie star, when I turn 40, I can indulge my mid-life crisis by marrying a hot 19-year-old Asian waitress, too… Way to go Nick; third time’s the charm:
http://www.starmagazine.com/exclusive/12

Avast, the software pirate of Doom:
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/3336/Pir8-3.jpg

I used to wonder whether they made up stories of kids trying to act out what they saw on cartoons. I used to:
http://www.shooshtime.net/clips/kawf.mpeg

And if you put a penny in it and then pull it back, it does neat tricks:
http://hundertgang.spc-net.cz/galerie/miniskoda.jpg

Okay, this beats the whole fruitcake joke to hell:
http://www.mcalesternews.com/articles/2004/07/31/news/local_news/news02.txt

Here we go with the cosplay again… hey, at least this one’s cute:
http://www.fansview.com/2004/otakon/0731h0155.jpg

Transportation Futuristics… a look back at the past looking ahead to the future of travel:
http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/news_events/exhibits/futuristics/index.html

I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, but it’s cosplay, again:
http://www.gantz.org/roteam_01.jpg

Game Time! Climb the tower, that’s it… Sounds easy, huh:
http://www.addink.net/nebulus

Because no day is complete without a verbally abusive Jesus who isn’t safe for work:
http://abum.com/?show_media=65

Serious shoes for the serious issues:
http://highheel.be/images/AP8_Buffalo_30cm_1999.jpg

Study shows most guys sing Elvis in the shower, women Robbie Williams. No one sings of a cure for cancer, though:
http://www.e-consultancy.com/newsfeatures/156988/elvis-is-king-in-the-shower.html

Do what it takes to get the last drop of Guinness:
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/glassheadcat.JPG

Game Time! Proximity… mother f-in’ cheater, I tell ya:
http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zfproximity.html

Sure, it’s not fast, but man does it get good gas mileage:
http://www.humoramarillo.com/imgs/tortuga.jpg

It’s like a 12 step program for creativity… except it goes to 13:
http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000876.html

It worked for Courtney Love, she’s a manga star, now! (Yep, this week’s comic news.):
http://www2.fanscape.com/tokyopop/princessai/

I admit, I’ve never played Doom… and after reading this, I think I never will:
http://doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php

Okay, it’s not like they’re the first to put out a bad comic adaptation:
http://www.atariage.com/comics/

There 3,125,778,579 people in the world that need a serious beating upside there melons. This is one of them:
http://www.maruj0.org/mulher_do_amim.jpg

Zombies go extreme sports… What?! Dude… we’re like so dead, but we so rock:
http://www.extremezombies.com/

It’s not my copy, no. I’m… uh… Just holding it for a friend, that’s all:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060581476.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I think the reluctance of one so well explains the eagerness of the other:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1038788.html

http://www.penny-arcade.com/ff_wow.jpg
(Fans of Penny Arcade are laughing, trust me.)

Somehow I doubt this is what Skynet had in mind. Careful, it’s not quite safe for work:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004352652,00.html

Oh, those wacky Japanese, again… minor manga naughtiness, so be careful at work:
http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/meganedo/rakugaki040313.JPG

And just so we’re clear about how wacky those Japanese go, take a look at their vending machines:
http://www.photomann.com/japan/machines/

Because I just think it’s funny, that’s why (Yes, a repost.):
http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/

I’m sorry, but you can't view my life if you’re under 18 without a parent or guardian:
http://www.readingforresults.com/rating/quiz.htm

The economics of selling and trading in, and around, RPG’s… Guys, turn off the computer, go outside, meet a girl:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,1274808,00.html

And now, Creep by Radiohead:
http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/

Remember when pin the tail on the donkey was an innocent game… and safe for work:
http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/hardhigh/hard13.jpg

Legacy of the Jedi… a fan film that’s fresh and full of life:
http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/legacy/index.shtml

Doing the Dew, the Dew, and... the Dew?

So, I popped into me local Taco Bell, figuring I'd score myself a couple tacos and a rootbeer.

But what's this?

No Mug rootbeer but a new Mountain Dew flavor; Baja Blast. Right next to regular Dew and Mountain Dew: Code Red...

In case you've lost count, that's three Dews in a eight spout soda fountain. Dew has ousted Mug and now has top representation over Pepsi. HUH?!

Why the hell do we need three Dews, let a lone one? And why gods, why, did Mug have to get ousted for another piece of shit drink that will most likely be pulled and replaced by... Mug rootbeer?!

Eh.. perhaps is a good time to give up soda, anyway...

[IronFluff] This is no horrible nightmare...

This kid is so goth:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=the_darkness_becomes_me

Just how easy is it to be goth? About this easy:
http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/poemgen.html

Ummm… yeah:
http://yonkis.com/imagenes00/campus04/10.jpg

The box doodle project:
http://www.neu-e.de/

It’s just so not safe for work, but… I just can’t help but watch and laugh:
http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/winky.html

Body art that gives new meaning to “hung like an elephant”. Nope, not safe for work:
http://uslanmaz.com/mizah/resimler/boyama/2.jpg

General Tso and his chicken… now you know:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A59302-2002Apr16

I don’t have much to say about this little movie except to say please don’t try this at home. Lovers of goldfish need not watch:
http://neistat.com/pages/video_holding/goldfish_holding.htm

I can hear it’s little kitten mind now; “Holy shit that’s a big stash of catnip!”:
http://www.elihunter.com/cat_folder/cat_pics/black_kitten_mop.jpg

The return of Dr. Who… animated, that is:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/shalka/one/

I have no tag for this, just a lot of snickering:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=856&ncid=856&e=1&u=/nm/20040729/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_malawi_nun

Strong Bad is at it again:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html

Bagpipes rock:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/704844/kerrymcking.jpg

I know, I know… it’s still a couple months away, but I couldn’t help myself:
http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/main.asp?Affil=fan

Game Time! It’s Area 41… Or, just a reason to shoot up robots with the heads of whiney stars:
http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/area41/index.html

The Hotel… um… it’ll mess with ya:
http://www.hoteloscartangoecholima.com/splash.html

Know your summer tan lines:
http://www.ee.udel.edu/~durbano/tanlines.jpg

Once again the fans have answered the call, proving that Hollywood is just useless… it’s World Finest:
http://www.theforce.net/theater/nonsw/worldsfinest/index.shtml

Batman? No:
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-02-20/Batman.jpg

This comes to us from Kumi via Perian Sully; seems Batman’s getting yet another make-over… from Halley Barry:
http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/New-Batsuit.jpg

Ten rules about bad science fiction; I’m taking notes for my comic:
http://www.xenosarrow.com/10laws.htm

Is this the beginning of the end for daily newspaper strips:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5411755/site/newsweek

Moving right along, we dispel the rumors that animators have no sense of humor. Yes, we have one… it’s a bit sick and twisted sometimes, but we have one. Oh yeah, it’s sometimes not safe for work, either:
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/j/ajs402/stuff/rejected.wmv

Can you say “over compensation”? I knew you could:
http://hipik.szm.sk/pluvatko.jpg

Is this the beginning of the end for cancer? Cloning finally does some good:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-RTO-rohts&idq=/ff/story/0002/20040731/1701293682.htm&sc=rohts

Tricycles go... hardcore?! Your tike is a playa:
http://www.wrff.com/

Game Time! Last time Megaman ran Ghosts and Goblins. This time Fireman gets his own adventure in Firestorm:
http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/fireman.php#G2

Robots not your thing? Okay then, how about some soapbox racing:
http://www.redbullsoapboxrace.co.uk/website/game/game.html

What? Soapbox racing not your thing, either? Okay, then help the cute kittens jump the rushing river:
http://www.fingertime.com/kittenfalls.php

Bagpipes rock, but sometimes you can take a theme a little too far. Coming from me, that may be saying a lot:
http://www.highlander-show.de/allan.jpg

And finally, a musical interlude… Ariya’s having a Horrible Dream:
http://www.ayria.ca/mp3/Ayria-HD-sinthx-remix.mp3