And now, the end is near...

... the end of 2005, anyway. Here's a small sampling of "The Year in Review"...

Get it out before the ball drops and I'll save some cash!

Top rap product references in 2005... really.

Either there are less of them, or, they're better at not getting caught now.

Top Bushisms of 2005.

Break down of who will keep resolutions in Europe in 2006. Still no cure for cancer in 2005.

Dick is back!

Hurry to the bathroom, maybe you can make Roto Rooter's list!

You may not agree with it, but Gorlliaz made it twice on this list.

MSNBC presents 2005: The year in pictures.

A year end review with “guests” of Conan O'Brian.

Top 10 Masturbation headlines of 2005... No, really.

Okay, now I'm off to go work on my end of year drunk. Floppy Moose Ears, everybody! See you all in 2006!!!!!

One more for 2005...

Seems most blogs have a year end top countdown sort of thing... And mine might be no exception. But before we say good bye to 2005, I'd like to leave you with one last funny. Might want to get comfortable for this one, as it runs just a bit over one hour. Anime fans will love this, but so will pop culture fans, too. The rest of you... you'll get a few chuckles.

Yule Tide bloggings...

Oh, the Christmas times, they are a changing.

Because this is what Christmas is really all about, in all its not safe for work goodness.

Oh, give it to her, will ya?

Those crazy kids are at it, again.

Others, in their own not so safe for work way, tend to get a little pissy about it all. Wonder why...

Game Time! Keep the little brats from getting to their presents before Christmas.

Merry Christmas from Jimmy Kimmel and... Mike Tyson?

Hugh Jackman remissnesses about the Christmas kangaroo an a site that's not really safe for work.

And now a musical interlude...

Reindeer achieve low orbit. Merry Christmas, Space Station.

Tracking Santa... with NORAD...

Found him filling up... and The Sun was there.

When will that fat man learn to consider the environment? (Lighten up you PC fuck-tards.)

If you're gonna rob a Christmas party, make sure it's not being thrown by the police.

Merry Festivus!

And now you know. (Eight Maids a milking, indeed!)

Now you tell him if he's naughty or nice.

And what would Christmas be like without the classic, It's a Wonderful... Internet.

Merry Christmas geeks everywhere!

It's about time!

Star Wars, in thirty seconds, as performed by bunnies. BUN-NEY!

Fanboy Alert!

I know what I'm watching on May 26, 2006!

Sorry I'm late...

Look, IronChuck Presents gets a nod from management! We're still working on the other departments. But Apple's got the marketing rights.

Achoo...

And now a message from Blue Man Group.

Pro gun pastor goes on anti-occult paint ball spree. Huh?

Ummm... nope, got nuthin'.

Taping yourself lifting weights to impress girls? Okay, what could possibly go wrong?

Now that's a pussy of good taste.

The secret history of Aeon Flux. (Go see the movie, it was sweet!)

Think this could really help Star Wars?

Ring ring ring ring... banana phone!

When owls chat online.

Nice headlights...

Excuse me for a moment... mmmmmm!

Soul Train.. the year of my birth. Man, am I glad we got better.

I think this is on the warning label, too.

Old man plus cosplay equals WRONG! And I do mean wrong.

Old woman plus free weights equals WRONG!

Found: The Missing Link.

And it makes a mean coleslaw, too.

Wow.. so got nuthin'.

If you're looking to escape your cube hell, then this isn't the toy for you.

Can you name all the bands?

Let's play the devil's game called... “Secret Santa?!”

Merry 8-bit Christmas!

Have a g-a-a-a-a-a-a-y Christmas.

Okay, now this whole PC thing has gotten way out of hand.

It's time to expose yourself to some Christmas spirit.

I guess there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Follow up to last week's amazing xmas house lights display.

A Christmas Story... in 30 seconds... as performed by bunnies. BUN-ney!

Game Time! Get Santa snockered, but don't touch the train tracks.

Give them the gift to end all gifts this season.

Fly, fat ass, fly!

Run Neo, run!

Climb ,fanboy, climb!

You can make up your own dialog here.

Okay, there's no fur... so, is this, what? Mammaly?

And now, a message from Bill Maher.

Highly acclaimed, and now a steal at only $33.49!

Wow, I so didn't see that coming.

Science I can relate to.

It's a Wonderful Night with Fatboy Slim!

I've so leaving monasteries alone next time I go conquering.

And now you know.

Oh, those wacky Japanese.

Gaaaaayyyyy...

It's selling lame Motorola crap, but it's very clever, puns movies, and has a bunny in it. BUN-ney!

Never Stomp in the kitchen.

Treeing the Peanutbutter Jelly Time Pie!

I'm not sure what the message is in this cartoon. In this clip, though, it says “plant trees... EVERYWHERE!”

Talk about eighties geekdom.

Yet another shining example of idiot anime fans.

Game Time! Can't tell you too much about this one except just shoot your brains out of planes.

There's Christmas lights, and then there's, well, this.

When did this reach this kind of status?

Nasal spray does what?

I'm not sure if it's the article, or, where the article is found that screams “De-uhhh.” Personally, I'll trust real credible sources, thanks.

Some stories touch the heart. Some stories are just touched.

Oh Gary, not again!

Looking for a new ringtone?

Conan O'Brian joins The White Stripes for their new video.

Dean Gray Don't want to be an American Edit.

Is it me, or is she just trying too hard, these days?

Game Time! Grab the diamonds but watch out for the lazers!

Rut-Roo, Raggy! It's Scooby-Doo like you've never seen, but maybe should have.

Pie or Pi.... Mmm... Pi Pie!

My inner geek is in conflict with my inner... um, yeah...

Silly, Stupid, and your Scrotum!

Okay, this is so stupid on so many levels.

This is also stupid... but on a whole other level.

We now offer photo evidence of the evil pussy

Game Time! Track Master Fantasy Showdown... Just keep your cursor on the target. Easy, right?

Someone... anyone... please explain this.

One of my favorite bands plays live! (How'd they do that?)

They start them early, now.

Whew... he looks all yarned out.

The Family Guy educates us on the FCC while these Japanese fishermen get in the mix.

Who lives in a pineapple under the... OH MY GODS! MY EYES! MY EYES!

Go on... wake up with The Captain.

Beer! Is there anything you can't do? (Besides get me laid, that is.)

Science builds a better Jello shot. My liver shakes in fear.

Cheeze... I mean cheers...

HAL 9000 tells you what you'll like. Music still sucks.

I got nuthin'.

By the power of numbskull! I have the cos-play!

I'm not sure this really helps...

Here's a bunch of guys we don't have to fear reproducing.

Your scrotum. Know the facts!

So, um, what school was this one, again?

And now you know!

I don't even want to know where Artoo is.

Gotta hand it to this fella... that's good.

Va - room!

And the obvious flaw? No one eats lima beans.

Dude, no one is impressed.

Republicans cry foul over Harry Potter? Shoe's on the other foot, now.

Wait... is he on our side?

Time for some serious reading!

I got nuthin'... except for an urge to poke my eyes out.

Game Time! Defend Your Stronghold! Keep them out of your house. Easy, right?

Starting off November...

Well, another Halloween's in the bag. I'm sorry I missed the tradition halloween IronFluff, but I was busy working this year.

I think this bird flu thing is getting serious.

Wait... Sacred underwear?

It's not dress up, it's cosplay.

Okay, this is just creepy.

Truth.

It's a Homestar Runner Halloween.

Now this is group costuming. It's a regular Mario party!

Now this is what you call ironic.

I got nuthin'.

Game Time! Mouse Avoider... fun at first; then it's like an hour later...

Okay, just try not to laugh.

Did someone say goth cocktails?

Game Time!

I gotta ask; what is love?

Um... nah.

Feel stupid yet?

So, I was out in the woods the other... Nah.

One slipped by from that last post...

I thought I lost this one, but here it is.

Roll 'em!

Movies; it's all in the marketing.

Harry sure has danced his way into America's hearts.

Now this would have made the show funnier... not like it was funny to begin with.

All this talk of TV and films makes me hungry for popcorn.

Another installment of all hot jpeg action!

Always make sure the airbags work properly in your car.

I got nuthin'.

I know Cat-Fu!

Ricky works his Dance-Fu!

Some ad campains are more successful then others.

CalTrans unleashes the mother of all road working machines.

Nope, still got nuthin'.

After a night of Budweiser and spicy ribs... ouch!

Rap us another story, grandpa...

Oh, those wacky Japanese.

So, which one of these has the +3 bag of dorkness?

This just boggles the mind!

It's too easy, not safe for work, and illustrates that there are too many fuglies in my scene.

Seriously!

I had a dream that started out just like this.

Uhhh.. still got nuthin'.

Because, let's face it, it is.

Geeks and goths... and some other stuff, too...

Einstein said it was relative. NASA puts his relatives to the test.

The states, from smartest to dumbest... I got nuthin'.

I'm glad we're getting a handle on this problem.

8 foot gargoyle offense and evil? Well, of course they are. Duh!

... and I wept.

However, it seems PIXAR is about to do real well for itself.

Whoa... I won't say no the next time I get asked out to the Sadie Hawkins...

From the next “Girls Gone Wild” video department...

Exploring alternative power sources...

Nah... it can't be...

Helping geeks out, everywhere!

Where scout walkers come from...

One step closer to mech armor. Anime fans rejoice!

Well, they're not Lt. Col. Samantha Carter; women of the world's armed forces...

Analyzing fandom.

I saw this cartoon, already... it won't end well.

This has a +10 funny...

Is this what you call “seasonal violence”?

Poop today?

Teen Girl Squad from Strong Bad...

The history of life in 50 seconds... as brought to you by Guiness.

Barkeep! Another!

Party animal!

Can't we all get along?

Something new to spy in the checkout line?

I got nuthin'.

Gone fishin'...

Well, not really. I'm on my way to SoCal to the big house of mouse. While I'm gone, I'll leave you with War of the Words, in thirty seconds... as performed by bunnies. BUN-ney!

Art, film, and a very, very wrong picture with food.

Just in time for Halloween!

The secret ending to the new Potter film revealed!

As art goes, this is just a drop in the bucket, really.

Huh?!

I...I got nuthin'.

Screw the secret message, I'm just happy to hear she has a new album coming!

Digicam? Check. Lipstick? Check. Popular Aqua tune? Check. Ten pounds of smack? Check.

AGH!

Great animation. Odd little story. Eh, it's German.

This one's just because it's cool.

Yarr!

Rock on, video game pianist!

Nope, still got nuthin.

Back with avengence!

And what better way to return than with Highlander in 30 seconds... as performed by bunnies. BUN-NEY!

There can be only one IronChuck! (And aren't you all glad?)