Monday, September 6, 2004

Can't take our love away with a Chainsaw or Gin and Ginseng

Gin or ginseng? Tough choice for Jim of Seattle:
http://www.songfight.org/music/gin_or_ginseng/jimofseattle_gog.mp3

Planes of fantasy:
http://home.att.net/~dannysoar/FantasySectionIntro.htm

Next time you’re at the terminal… TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT:
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article273247.ece

Of all the things to see on a flight THIS is not one of them:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~sauterp/funny/stiffdrinkneeded.jpeg

Agh! I think I broke my brain:
http://www.blessa.com/64-equals-65.gif

Chainmail just wants a Don Miguel taco, Por Favor:
http://www.songfight.org/music/por_favor/chainmail_porfavor.mp3

Cats love fishies, but they’re not as careful at work as you are about it:
http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/

Game Time! If the Crimson Room didn’t get ya, the Blue Chamber will:
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/bluechamber/index_e.php

Screw Captain Planet, The Frontalittle Squad is gonna save the rainforest from the Chainsaw:
http://www.songfight.org/music/chainsaw/frontalittlesquad_cs.mp3

For us long time web surfers here’s an old gag with a new twist:
http://www.public.asu.edu/~gembree/pepse.cx.jpg

Wichita has made their stand; NO MORE GOTH:
http://www.kshb.com/kshb/nw_local_news/article/0,1925,KSHB_9424_3150714,00.html

It’s okay; those poor lost goth kids still have their Lovecraft:
http://shub-niggurath.com/cgi-bin/categ.pl?category=0

And poor little goth kids can still play with… My Little Pony:
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~msawyer/MLP/MLP.html

Justice League… giddy up:
http://www.jlinsanity.com/Ponyfied.html

You know, those blank comicbook eyes are kinda creepy in real life:
http://www.joschwartz.de/tokyo/images/SARAH_01.jpg

Batman fiends for cake. Okay, didn’t see this one coming:
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-party30.html

Eric the Red knows pillaging no fun without his boxer briefs:
http://www.venditio.dk/Galleri/Workshop/Eric%20The%20Red.jpg

Smarter than the average bear:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3612706.stm

Yep, he got it:
http://users.wpi.edu/~billylee/images/catmouse3.jpg

Travel the Buffalo Speedway with a little gin or ginseng:
http://www.songfight.org/music/gin_or_ginseng/buffalospeedwayfeatjandodnard_gog.mp3

Game Time! Spread the joy:
http://www.2yls.com/game/g/y.swf

Just Chill Out:
http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

Well, I’m so glad we cleared that up:
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/africa/africa6.jpg

Ah, drunken love with a blow up doll in a mall arcade:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040901/od_nm/odd_germany_doll_dc

Here’s a game of chess I can get into:
http://www.ludost.net/humor/200408/jpggAsFrpDmOE.jpg

The Toa of drunkenness and sobriety… finally, a smart thing I can get into:
http://www.drmenlo.com/abuddha/drunkentao.html

A pint of kitty, please:
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/cat.jpg

Level Nivelo gives us a lesson in Spanish; bit remember it’s not quite safe for work, Por Favor:
http://www.songfight.org/music/por_favor/levelnivelo_porfavor.mp3

Just in case you need to know:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245

Fat kid versus DDR… was looking real good there for a minute:
http://legacy.idohost.com/DvsDDR.WMV

Comedy Central presents the first animated reality show. I am so gonna watch, but not at work:
http://heavy.com/viral/drawnTogether/

Given the state of the elections here in America, he sure’d get my vote:
http://veritynet.net/capmorgan.jpg

Michael Gum is sure they Can’t Take Our Love Away:
http://www.songfight.org/music/cant_take_our_love_away/michaelgum_ctola.mp3

Get your penis shaped chicken nugget on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5516776823&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Hot date on a lonely Scottish night:
http://www.geocities.com/donsan452002/OntarioHooker.jpg

Josh Woodward reminisces of romance over a Chainsaw:
http://www.songfight.org/music/chainsaw/joshwoodward_cs.mp3

All I can say about baby seals and their anal seepage is that it’s not safe for work:
http://www.rathergood.com/seepage/

Nope, still not impressed:
http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%20METAL%20UBER%20ALLES_files/acradle-fag.jpg

For you lazy shits out there, a self-counting sheep:
http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flash/counting_sheep.html

Back off, The Hip Cola’s with Steve Now:
http://www.songfight.org/music/im_with_steve_now/hipcola_iwsn.mp3

Please god, let them remember the litter box this time:
http://fall.midiaudio.com/public/funny%20pics/20040210_2.jpg

Game Time! It’s sort of like Gauntlet… only sci-fi:
http://pnflashgames.com/index.php?module=pnFlashGames&func=display&id=217

Um… Nope, I got nothing:
http://hoatzin.dotfrag.nl/HEY%20OW.jpg

Somewhere Jim Henson is smiling:
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/05/muppets.scientist.reut/index.html

This week on “Space Attack”:
http://mfdh.ca/spaceattack/

Just think; they actually found this many geeks in one place at the same time:
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/sw_graduation.jpg

When geek-dom collides; Star Wars wedding at Fairland theme park:
http://www.goldengategarrison.com/gallery/calkinswed?page=1

“Oh Danny Bot, the robot war is coming…”:
http://www.dannybot.com/mpg.html

The LARPing black knight always triumphs… geek:
http://www.nerolarp.com/PicGallery/Rockshire041103/RockshireApril11x3/P4120047.jpg

Jaws in 30 seconds… as re-enacted by bunnies… Bun-NEY:
http://www.angryalien.com/0804/jawsbunnies.asp

With every Forty Second Songs I need a little gin or ginseng:
http://www.songfight.org/music/gin_or_ginseng/fortysecondsongs_gog.mp3

I… I got nothin’ here, too:
http://www.rathergood.com/lalala/

Get your 20 movie prop peepers at… you guessed it… eye-bay… Um, eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1210&item=3744909044

On second thought, I’ll have a salad:
http://fun.tmc.dyn.ee/McMouse.JPG

What to say if you find yourself getting in on with a Victorian:
http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victorian.cgi?submit=Touch+my+vitals+quickly%2C+lest+I+die%21

Random Anime cuteness, be careful at work, though:
http://www.aeonion.net/walls/animegirls/animegirls02x1024.jpg

Bang your head to the drumbeat:
http://www.anissa.org/

Halloween is only a month away, time to think of ghosts and things that go bump in the night:
http://www.freewebs.com/ghostlyone/ghostlyvideos.htm

Obscurity gives us an ode to my favorite hero, Ash, and his Chainsaw:
http://www.songfight.org/music/chainsaw/obscurity+jb_cs.mp3

Lost 14th century shipwreck resurfaces… Yeah, I know, it’s not funny, but it’s cool for us history nuts:
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article864189.ece

Cell phone saves man from drub dealer’s crossbow bolt… Uh, crossbows bolt?
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10684620^1702,00.html

And finally, a Public Service message from Sad Big Eden; remember to always wear your Jimmy Hat:
http://www.songfight.org/music/jimmy_hat/sadbigeden_jimmy.mp3


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